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An out of control school bus careens towards Godzilla

"OH MY GOD.......NOOOOOOO!

<insert sounds of screaming children here>*

Suzy Durkins, long a thorn in Calvin's side, is the first to meet her fate."

Godzilla: "Mmmmmmmm, needs salt!"

*Yeah, we know this isn't PC, but hell, you laughed, didn't you?

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