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CT Joes First Caption Contest!

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Swiss Miss sponsors the first annual "Hot Cocoa Lap Dance Contest" (Circa 1941)

Congratulations to Anthony Fernandez!


Here's the rest of them:

"Umph, my back, perhaps fraulein has been eating one too many schnitzels?"

"Really Hans, I'm not that kind of girl."

"HANS! Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Oh Klaus, and you said you only had 30 points of articulation... Well, number 31 is digging into my side!"

OOF Hans, is that a potato masher in your belt, or are you just glad to see me?

Maybe I could get a ride in YOUR jeep, Mein Herr!

"Never mind about Joes Nissan I've got a Tiger Tank!"

"Conquer the world tomorrow, Mein Liebchen - tonight you are mine."

"Watch the hands, Hans, or the only thing Deutschland will be uber is your Toten Kopf."

" But Eva, What Would Mein Fuher Say?"

"Iz dat a rrrocket in your pocket, or are you chust gladt to zee me?"

"Oh Klaus... you have zuch goot handz!  Not like zhat GI Joe!"

"We'd both be more comfortable if you'd move that stick granade"

One more "Dumb Blonde" Joke and your out of here buddy !!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the German version of the USO, the fraulein serenades the troops with a folksy tune that reminds them of home.

"Springtime for Hitler and Germany...."

"But Mein Herr, ist zat not what you wanted when you asked me to butter your loaf ?"...


Helga = Darlink, vood you like a beir?

Soldat = Ya danka!! Anheuser Busch?

Helga = Darlink, you have not known me for very long to ask zat question.



"Gutten Tag, mein that a grenade in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me???"

"Yes, meina frau, it is a grenade!!"



"Hans, is that your stick grenade or are you just happy to see me"?

" Zo Karl, Fraulines back home asked,' V-1 guys are good at pushing buttons?" Vell?

Ah, pretty frauline, you vill dahnce vith us, yah?


Barbie: "I always loved a man with over 30 points of articulation and a highly flexible 12 inch body"!

Klaus: "And don't forget my life-like head with character and my triple jointed arms and legs, which allow me to perform DIFFICULT poses"


"Frankly Scarlet I don't give a damn!"

Barbie:Do you refer to those as chest ornaments?

"Vrankly mine, Liebchen, I dohnt giff a dam!"- Rolf Butler, in Gone mit dem Vind

"So Hans, tell me more about your 'articulation'."

"Helga !.....Who's Helga?"

Sang in a Christopher Plummer accent : ''Edelweiss, Edelweiss, every morning you greet me.....''


And finally, submitted by one of our own CT Joes and not eligible for the contest: