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Swiss Miss sponsors the first
annual "Hot Cocoa Lap Dance Contest" (Circa 1941)
Congratulations to Anthony
Fernandez!
Here's the rest of them:
"Umph, my back,
perhaps fraulein has been eating one too many schnitzels?"
"Really Hans, I'm not
that kind of girl."
"HANS! Is that a
rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"Oh Klaus, and you
said you only had 30 points of articulation... Well, number 31 is
digging into my side!"
OOF Hans, is that a potato
masher in your belt, or are you just glad to see me?
Maybe I could get a ride in
YOUR jeep, Mein Herr!
"Never mind about Joes
Nissan I've got a Tiger Tank!"
"Conquer the world
tomorrow, Mein Liebchen - tonight you are mine."
"Watch the hands,
Hans, or the only thing Deutschland will be uber is your Toten Kopf."
" But Eva, What Would
Mein Fuher Say?"
"Iz dat a rrrocket in
your pocket, or are you chust gladt to zee me?"
"Oh Klaus... you have
zuch goot handz! Not like
zhat GI Joe!"
"We'd both be more
comfortable if you'd move that stick granade"
One more "Dumb
Blonde" Joke and your out of here buddy !!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the German version of
the USO, the fraulein serenades the troops with a folksy tune that
reminds them of home.
"Springtime for Hitler
and Germany...."
"But Mein Herr, ist
zat not what you wanted when you asked me to butter your loaf
?"...
<<
Helga = Darlink, vood you
like a beir?
Soldat = Ya danka!!
Anheuser Busch?
Helga = Darlink, you have
not known me for very long to ask zat question.
>>
<<
"Gutten Tag, mein
heir...is that a grenade in your pocket, or are you just happy to see
me???"
"Yes, meina frau, it
is a grenade!!"
>>
WOW!
A WOMAN!
"Hans, is that your
stick grenade or are you just happy to see me"?
" Zo Karl, Fraulines
back home asked,' V-1 guys are good at pushing buttons?" Vell?
Ah, pretty frauline, you
vill dahnce vith us, yah?
<<
Barbie: "I always
loved a man with over 30 points of articulation and a highly flexible
12 inch body"!
Klaus: "And don't
forget my life-like head with character and my triple jointed arms and
legs, which allow me to perform DIFFICULT poses"
>>
"Frankly Scarlet I
don't give a damn!"
Barbie:Do you refer to
those as chest ornaments?
"Vrankly mine,
Liebchen, I dohnt giff a dam!"- Rolf Butler, in Gone mit dem Vind
"So Hans, tell me more
about your 'articulation'."
"Helga !.....Who's
Helga?"
Sang in a Christopher
Plummer accent : ''Edelweiss, Edelweiss, every morning you greet
me.....''
And finally, submitted by
one of our own CT Joes and not eligible for the contest:
HEIDI HO!!!!!
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